If you’re not upset about Katniss, Tonto, or Kahn being played by white people, but you are upset about Annie being played by a black girl, you’re probably racist.
And by probably I mean definitely.
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.
"if she wasnt fat shed be-" stop
"hed be hot if his acne-" stop
"if she shaved id fuc-" stOP
"shed be pretty if she-" sTOP
"if he wasnt so-" STOP
STOP MAKING PEOPLE FEEL BAD BECAUSE OF A MINOR INSECURITY OR FLAW
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
Nickelodeon’s subtlety is astounding.