hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin i’m still on i still haven’t been banned I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS and i only got banned for 24 hours
sluttyoliveoil: haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
what she says: im fine
what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
chandelure: Why talk about friend zones when you can talk about Frozone
the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK
singing the wrong lyrics when singing along to ur favourite song
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
mixedbyziggy: rescue three white women who have been missing for a decade, and a baby become a national hero pull an even bosser move and tell the fbi to give the reward money to the victims media decides to dig into your past, and bring up your criminal record. wonderful time to be black in america.
[[MORE]]im not someone to be loved or missed.. im just a slut.
Reblog for Satan, ignore for Jesus.
deathisms: ijustwanttohugdavidtennant: kilisbeard: always reblog for Satan
indiedrone: if you have fake balls on your car or truck i hate you and get away from me this also goes for those fake tits
purification-inprogress: 8bitsnakes: “I’m going to kill your cat.” “Your dog is disgusting.” “Eew why the hell would you want a rabbit.” “I’m not coming over to your house until you get rid of your fish.” If none of these statements are socially or morally acceptable then why the hell would it be okay for you to say them to a reptile or insect owner. reblogging because I feel this...
reasons u should adopt me as ur pet
jesus-christ-official: - i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs - i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet - i will let u boop my nose whenever - i am expert at cuddling - easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in - please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays
dysphorism: siregberttheokayscrewslamps: ...